Climbing in Skirts

alternate title (boys can be useful)

In a recent discussion with some chick friends of mine, the subject shifted to our battery operated friends and how we had come to cope with lack of man friend via the purchase of battery chargers (we are ecofriendly). Anyways, I started complaining about the fact that while a vibrator can do many amazing things, human contact is a necessity (why else would boys exist). Meg chimes in to say, you can't share cds with your vibrator.

So, true.

Your vibrator can't take you out to dinner either, or talk to you, or get off on the fact that you are moaning and screaming their name (no, I did not name my vibes, but I know people who do), or pet you after you come. (just a note to all of you guys out there that feel like the battery operated one is the ENEMY)

Recently a guy friend of mine asked if he could check out what exactly is in my toy box. I showed him the recent additions to my stash. He was amused at the fact that it took not one but 2 new vibrators to get over my last man. (I admitted that I really needed just one but I stumbled on the better one ($12.99) after investing in the ($30.00). I had originally bought the cheap one in order to get more bullet attachments for the expensive one.)

Then he noted what the back of the "Erotic Pulsator Egg (with technobeat virtual rush)" said...
Functions
1. Vibrate
2. Pulsate
3. Long Surge
4. Climbing Spurts
5. Pyramid Shooter

Yes, that says Pyramid Shooter. This was cause for more questioning from my guy friend. I turned it on to let him find out for himself.










I started to write this little piece today and realized that I should add some pictures of my new friends and discovered that I have something that tops the earlier discovery.

The X-Commander (the $12.99 bundle of joy) had this on the back of the box...
As a scientist I have to go with the charts and graphs vs. wordsmithing (gotta love the fact that it says, "5 Ultimate Functions").
#4 would be my favorite. Meg has a similar setting on the "sea lion." We refer to it as "disco mode". This sounds way better than "escalate/pulsate".

It also claims to have "artificial intelligence" (whatever that is).










In closing I have to say that size was not part of my decision in selecting my favorite of the 2 new vibrators. The X-Commander is smaller, runs on 3 AAA batteries (vs. the 3 AAs that the other runs on). The only thing that I might ask for is some sort of rubberized grip, or maybe if they played music (Someone out there please come up with a way to attach a bullet to the ipod. Name it the ivibe. You will make money, I promise. Just add an additional jack for the bullets and make it run off the bass or something).