Interesting things which I may steal
Things I discovered while surfing the net.
http://www.revjen.com/dudes.html
And then one of my all time favorites which I found while surfing MySpace
Booty Call Agreement
Name_____________________
Age____
Phone(____)_______
Occupation________________________________
Height_____ Weight______
Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________
How often (check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__
How long can u last (check appropriate answer)
1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__
Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__
Which do u prefer (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group__
While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers)
Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__
Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ?
List three positions u like:
1._____________________
2._____________________
3._____________________
What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__
When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__
How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__
Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list
Applicant? signature________________________________ Date__________________
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES
1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning
2. No meeting in public place?nless getting drinks or sumthin to eat before the nite? events
3. No calls before 7pm dont have shyte to talk about
4. None of that love making? u come to f*** and u f*** to cum
5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us
6. No comparisons between previous f***s? dont give a shyte
7. No calling each other friends with benefits were not friends, we just fuck together.....
8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok just dont be offended
9. No excessive clothing! dont want u leaving anything when u leave
10. Do not be offended if I dont ask u how good it was dont give a shyte
11. If someone asks who u are, tell them we just met
12. Try not to make eye contact during sexthe less connection the better
13. Do NOT call me ill call u!!!
Failure to abide by these rules and principles will result in a swift and immediate termination of this contract and any other contacts with the holder of this agreement.
In other words. Ima kick ur ass to the curb.
Participator? signature_______________________________________ Date_________________
*Notification of ur hiring will be sent to u within 48 hours. Pictures will generate a faster response. Thank You
posted by jen @ 9:37 PM
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