Don't Drink and Dial

Cellphones should have a breathalizer attached to them to prevent people from drinking and dialing. Why? Because no good can come from it. Alcohol is either liquid courage or truth serum. Pick your poison. What makes it worse is that you can do the damage of a nulclear weapon and have no recollection of it the next day (unless your friends save the voicemail messages that you left).

Em and I make a point of deleting numbers that we could potentially call PRIOR to going out and drinking. The first to go are ex-boyfriends, then ex-fuckbuddies, then people that you really shouldn'tbe calling in a drunken stupor.

Friends don't let friends dial drunk.

I will save drunken email stories for some other time.