Climbing in Skirts

I have never dated a hairy man but apparently friends of mine have. One in particular has dated enough hairy men that she should be a professional manscaper by now. From using clippers to going all out with the Epilady (even I wouldn't subject someone to the Epilady). I was curious about the manscaping thing so I googled it and found this article, "Manscaping 101 with Marcel".

I am not afraid of dating a hairy guy, but how do you know that your date isn't sasquatch? There are some signs that indicate that he may be a wookie under that shirt. There's the wearers of 2 shirts. Even in the heat of summer they wear 2 shirts to keep the hairs from sticking out like a porcupine. On occasion you can make an assumption based on the amount of arm and leg hair. Then there are the hairs that stick up over their collar, total wookie trait.

Do I dare discuss odd hair patterns or hair in odd places? I can't help it. I think it is really weird that when guys start balding, hair starts to migrate to other places. Like their lower back or their ass. Then there is the ear hair or the caterpillar eyebrows (although I think that if they were really awesome eyebrows like Pi Mei's..., nah I would still make fun of them).

Ok, I am going to stop now before things get worse.