None of your f-ing business

There I said it. I have been waiting all evening to say that. Why have I been dying to utter those words? Because of two infamous phrases that seem to be uttered this time of year. "How's your love life?" and "Any new love interests?" I was blindsided by two people today. Once by my aunt who I chatted with on the phone and once by a friend of my parents'.

Why the fuck do you need to know? Is it not good enough that I have a job, I own my house, and I am not a crack whore? I think that I have been doing pretty damned well.

I was very close to going off this evening and telling everyone that I was doing perfectly fine with my electric blanket and this...




















Sort of a long lost love interest. It will not lead to emotional trauma. The only problem that may arise is an energy crisis. I don't usually keep a stash of "C" batteries around the house.