Climbing in Skirts

After my Thelma and Louise incident I've decided this is the year for non-relationships. By non-relationships I mean going on a gazillion 17 dates in one year.

Let's just say that I put too much of myself into past relationships and have decided it's time to focus on some "me things." I have been till this point in my life a serial monogamist. After the last break-up I went a few months then dove right in head first again. That's not good for me. (Jen and Megan both said it.)

Let me clarify, I don't necessarily feel bad, I'm just angry. It's better to be pissed off than pissed on, right?

So, I'm joining the crusade. There are a few modifications I'm making to the rules though:

1. A booty call can count and my addition to this rule is that the social activity must take place before the sexin'.
   
2. Each date must be two (2) hours in length at the minimum if it occurs after the standard work day (9am-5pm). (You can have your friends come rescue after the allotted 2 hours, but you must endure)
   
3. The exclusion to the two hour rule is a lunch date. If the date is scheduled during the standard work day then it only have to be one (1) hour in total.

I think that's all the additions I have, not to say I won't have more as we encounter more crazies!

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