"Shopping" at Whole Foods

I happened upon this ad on CL m4w:

I want a chick that shops at Whole Foods. I've noticed that there are a lot of hot women there (mostly; see attached graph). Since Whole Foods is also flipping expensive, then that means the single women there are banking it somehow, which is good. Or they're living beyond their means (bad), but that's pretty easy to figure out.

M, the Arab, and I have been discussing the hotness factor at Whole Foods. The customers, the employees, so many hotties. We plan on going "shopping" one of these days. The people that tend to shop there still work out, they give a damn about what they put into their bodies, and they can afford to shop there (we think).

The game plan: Go to Whole Foods, see if we can get some numbers. if we come up empty handed we can always go the missed connections route. Apparently a lot of people do it based on the number of Missed Connections on Craigslist.

Stay tuned for the results of our shopping trip.

Why I should be your date to the Rilo Kiley Show...

This was my response to a M4W ad on Craigslist. I didn't get the invite to Rilo Kiley but I figured that I would pass this on...

This year I am making an effort to meet new people so I will give this a
shot.

The obvious reason that you should pick me is because I am tall. You
wouldn't have to worry about me being able to see in the crowd. Another
advantage is that I stand out in a crowd. If you had to leave to use the
restroom or get beer you could spot me easily, saving your spot (I thought
about going to see Rilo Kiley but I didn't want to pay that much to go to
a show at Stubb's alone. Besides, who would hold my space in the crowd if
I had to get beer or use the restroom?).

More reasons you should pick me:
I always bring an extra set of earplugs (you never know when you need
them). I also have a whole host of items in my purse which could come in
handy (in case of medical emergency or Macgyver-type situation). I am not
one of those annoying people who attempts to capture a show on their
camera phone. I am low maintenance. You will never catch me in
impractical footwear (in case we need to make a run for it). If you
haven't already discovered them, I could point you in the direction of a
very tasty truffle oil grilled cheese sandwich.

For more reasons why you should take me to Rilo Kiley, feel free to email
me, or check out my myspace page.